you know when ur in a certain position in the car where its like wow if i get in a crash im fucked
[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]
I’m in an informational session for uf and some guy’s cell phone just went off.
I’m not sure which is more embarrassing; the fact that his phone...
i saw a baby with a shirt on that said “Santa doesn’t exist but its okay because i can’t read yet”